Tuesday, September 21, 2010

BOOBS Questions!

1) You’re trapped on a desert island and you can bring only 3 of your favourite foods along. What do you bring?

Junior Mints, pasta with meatballs, and fish tacos!

2) If you could meet any 3 people, living or dead, who would they be and why?

I suck at these kind of questions... First, Eleanor Roosevelt. I read a few books about her -- she was a fascinating lady.  Second, Barbara Stanwyck -- she is one of my favorite actresses of all time. And third,
Stephen King -- I'd love to pick his brain or just talk about stuff. I think he'd be cool to hang out with and talk pop culture.

3) What is your stripper name? (take the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on)

I would be the oh so apropo Muffy Shagbark.

4) How old were you when you lost your virginity? Alternative question if you don’t want to answer this: What is your LEAST favourite part of your bod since losing weight? Your MOST favourite since losing weight?

I was 19. Least favorite part: the gut. I feel like after the weight and two babies, it will just never be flat. More favorite: emerging cheekbones and collarbones.

5) Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits? Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a house that is supposedly haunted?

Yes and yes. My first house was haunted. I will tell you stories and freak your shit out!

6) What is your natural hair colour? If you dye it something completely different from what your momma gave ya, how come?

My hair is dark brown. I used to dye it all sort of crazy, but I've left it alone for the past four years.

7) Boxers or briefs? Alternatively…bikinis or granny panties?

Boxers. For me, hipsters or high cuts -- still gotta hold in the muffin top occasionally.

8) If you could only watch one movie for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? (Trilogies do not count as one movie, cheaterpantses!)

Xanadu. I know, I'm such a dork.

9) What is your guilty pleasure (feel free to go straight to the gutter with this one if the spirit moves you!)

See previous question.

10) How many pounds gone forever are you celebrating?? :) 

almost 60!


Bonnie said...

OMG - I so want you to tell me scary stories in Chicago. :O

Stephanie said...

Oh my goodness...we are going to get along so well. Ask my husband about my love for Xanadu. I have EASILY seen that moive over 500 times (I'm not joking!) and my autographed photo of Olivia dressed as Kira is a treasured possession of mine. I wasl also going to pick Stephen King. I had actually written "since he is my favorite author and I'd love to pick his brain" but I thought you all would be like "Whatever" so I went with MLK, Jr.

Seriously, Muffy Shagbark (which is your new official Chicago name) you and I MUST bond this weekend!! "Goodbye, Sonny Malone!!!"

Stephanie said...

Oh and the reason I didn't choose Xanadu was because GWTW is longer and I figured I'd get more bang for my buck if I could only see one movie. It was like trying to pick a favorite child...Boo-Hiss!

Beth said...

Muffy Shagbark that one is my favorite so far!!!

Kerri said...

I want to hear your scary stories and LOVE your stripper name!!

tessierose said...

Absolutely, Muffy Shagbark, you couldn't make that up!! Love it, can't wait to meet you, we can exchange ghost stories!

Canadian Bird said...

Muffy Shagbark & Xanadu??? You're officially my FAVOURITE Gilly-fied Questionnaire blogger yet! Sorry we didn't chat more in Chicago, though I LOVED meeting you. I think you're seriously beautiful, Maria... cheekbones & all! Hope to see you at BOOBs 2011!
Robin at Band on the Run