Wednesday, November 3, 2010

11/3/10 Tomorrow's Forecast: Sore!

Two days of solid calorie counting. Good. Stayed within my calorie range. Good. A few not so good choices, like my Taco Bell dinner. OK. And today was the free session with the trainer. He dialed right into my (nonexistant) fitness level and gave me a decent workout. Lots of core work -- I don't think I'm going to be able to move tomorrow! Never mind that I got my flu shot today too, so my arm is all sore. To top it off I went and rolled my ankle while I was trying to put the little guy's bucket in the car at daycare. It feels ok so far, so I don't think I really hurt it. Gah.

Now let's talk about Fiber One bars, actually, the Target Market Pantry version. Holy hell, I MUST lay off these things. For the last three days I've eaten one of these bars as a midmorning snack, and today I pooped three times. Amazing, no? It is, I tell you. While that in itself isn't so bad (I was down a whole pound from yesterday on the scale), the accompanying gas is a problem. I spent the last two days dodging into empty rooms and hallways to let 'em rip, dropping them into chairs praying no one would walk up at an inopportune moment. The kicker was this afternoon when my 7 year old patient suddenly says, "I smell something." O.M.G. I'm dying. His mom asks him what it smells like. I'm waiting for the worst, and he finally says, "It smells like hair gel." GIANT sigh of relief out of me! That was a close one. Nothing like a kid calling you out for dropping ass when you just can't help it.

7 comments:

Ms. M said...

LMAO. Sorry I can't help laughing at your little fiber one story. I used to eat them all the time, but yeah not the most friendly food if you have to be around other people. I can handle 2-3 a week, any more than that and I'm in trouble.

Maree said...

Too funny! Those bars must be effective.

Bonnie said...

Hope your not too sore. Thanks for the warning about the bars.

Justawallflower said...

yeah, leave it up to my child to talk about mommy's gas issues or what not when in public! That was tooooo funny!

Gen said...

Hahaahahahahah! Just step away from the Fiber One bars!

Sandy Lee said...

Oh yes--those Fiber One bars. Evil, I say. Evil.

Valentine said...

"dropping ass" LMAO!!