Friday, October 7, 2011

Bullets!

  • I'm sitting in my office trying to bang out the rest of these appraisals, and my current favorite song comes on... Bruno Mars' Somewhere in Brooklyn. So, of course, I must dance. Luckily, I was not caught. Hell, I will dance all day if it keeps me away from the cursed candy corn.
  • I still have my cold. Balls. Of course, the entire ho/spit@l staff sounds like they're hacking up a lung. 
  • Last night my three year old discovered how funny bathtub farts are. Love it! Both of them have started this thing where they use the washcloths to "wash" the tub and tile while they're bathing. I guess I must be setting a decent example in that department. Either that, or I don't do it enough and they are staging a toddler protest.
  • I had a latte yesterday. I'm paying for it today. My stomach is killing me. No dairy!
  • I discovered a coworker who is trying to go paleo too! It's nice to have a like-minded person around who doesn't think it's weird that I eat bacon for breakfast every day.
  • My vitamin D level is up to 30. Still not high enough, so I'm going to start on a maintenance dose of 5000IU a day. It's much better than it was back in January though! I practically had rickets!
  • And really, who puts a bowl of candy corn out at 9:30 in the morning? Cripes. I should keep a bowl of bacon on my desk (like the one at Texas de Br@zil)!
  • How many more exclamation points can! I! use! !!!


7 comments:

Dawnya said...

A bowl of bacon!!!! That is an excellent idea. Did anyone get a picture of that bowl of bacon. Seriously...it was the highlight of the night...a damn bowl of bacon.

Jessica said...

LMAO...mmmmmm bacon... Sounds so much better than this damn slim fast shake :(

Kristin50 said...

I about peed myself when I saw that bowl of bacon! I love bacon and I also eat it for breakfast every day!

Now mind you, it is the Oscar Meyer Pre Cooked stuff that is only 35 calories for 2 slices! But hey it is bacon and it is good and I love it!!

Stacey said...

A bowl of bacon would be awesome in so many ways. I could use that this morning. My yogurt tasted weird so I threw it away. Now I am needing to nosh.

Banded Mommy (Angie) said...

Ok so !!! is my favorite!!! I love !!! I use it wayyy!!! too!!!! much!!! LOL!!!
Bathtub farts?! Love it. Although I am glad that Aaron has not figured that out yet. :)

Laura Belle said...

I want bacon. And candy corn. Not together though.

♫ Drazil ♪ said...

Okay now wait - I read the Paleo book - is bacon on it cuz if it is I'm going back to Paleo. LOL I could swim in bacon. And candy corn. Balls is right. Feel better babe.